Archives—August 2010

August 6—Keyboard Problems

I haven't abandoned the site; I've been having problems with my keyboard. One of the ribbon cables underneath the keyboard has a broken connector, so I had to replace the keyboard and then work on catching up. I now present to you bulk updates for PAWP and klutzy incidents. The latter has a few vintage incidents, a couple of which are quite epic. Also, the last time I worked at the Erwin Center, I chalked up yet another classic. Let's just say I'll probably never wear a white shirt to work again.

I have also updated ARSE twice—it's a two-parter of sorts. The first part, about the Algebra II Class Guy, ties in with the second part, the Speech Class Guy.

And oh by the way, to the person(s) who Googled into my site looking for "how to give advice about housekeeping to sloppy daughter inlaw," here's some advice: How about you mind your own damn business, stop being a monster-in-law, worry more about your son's happiness than a house that isn't yours, and learn how to hyphenate "daughter-in-law"? Besides, if she's that bad a housekeeper, the marriage will probably eventually disintegrate. Problem solved.