Post College I

And here the real fun begins. After leaving UT, I met many more guys than I had before. I socialized more to meet new friends, including discovering MySpace (before eventually deleting the profile because too many creeps emailed me)and spending more time on instant messenger. I also began working in theatre, which, as a male-dominated industry, allowed plenty of opportunity for me to embarrass myself with cute coworkers. Later on I created a profile on OK Cupid and met guys that way. I made some good friends out of it, but by and large, I am still misanthropic, reclusive, and fastidious. Thusly I dismiss most people I meet.

This in turns means that I'm terminally single and have given up on dating. Nearly half the guys I've met, I've dumped. The other half were either creepy or not single, and the small remaining percentage weren't interested. Some of that disinterest no doubt sprang from me being an inept dork when it came to trying to flirt with them. The results were usually hilariously awful.

I have listed the stories in chronological order, plus there is a color coded timeline below the list.