Fuzzknot's Rules for Messaging Me

Rules for Messaging Me

I have received a bit of e-mail and some instant messages about this site in the past, and the time has come for me to establish some rules for messaging me.  I have avoided this in the past since it's petty, but the night before writing this, I had a mishap involving a drama queen (or king, I suppose) messaging me and being a harrassing jerk until I blocked him.  I.e., I was trying to be laid back about this, but some people are jackasses and ruined it.

So, without further ado, I present to you my list of rules to abide by when messaging me.

  1. Use a goddam mother fucking dictionary.  And a thesaurus.  And a manual of style.  I really cannot stand badly spelled gibberish.  Use the shift key; use the spell check; do whatever it takes to make your message comprehensible.  Also, avoid excessive acronyms and emoticons.

  2. Do not message me to say nothing other than "ur hot" or some such rubbish.  I don't care.  I have heard all the stupid lines.  They don't work.

  3. Do not stir up drama.  Drama belongs onstage.  My friend Dom once wisely said about drama, "Throw that shit out."  And was he ever right.  I cut ties with people who display signs of drama queenishness.  Voicing a grievance, telling a story, or having a bad day/week/month is one thing; having emotional issues and inventing excuses to shriek at other people is completely different.  Don't do it.

  4. Do not badmouth my friends and loved ones.  I have ended friendships in the past because of unnecessary, hurtful remarks about my friends.  That is a VERY fast way of pissing me off.

Now.  If we have that quite straightened out, can we partake in a normal, respectful, intelligent, drama-free discussion?



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